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Master Lock No. 5 (laminated steel padlock)

D0 No Radio — No radio at all. It cannot phone home.

The unplug test

Nothing to unplug. A key turns a mechanical cylinder that throws dual ball-bearing locking dogs into the shackle. It works identically whether the internet exists or not, whether Master Lock exists or not, and whether the last decade happened or not — the same lock body has been sold for years with no firmware to update and no account to create.

Why this tier: A purely mechanical keyed padlock: laminated steel body, hardened boron-alloy shackle, non-rekeyable 4-pin cylinder. No battery, electronics, Bluetooth, or app of any kind. Master Lock's own grantee code (MZR) has 36 FCC filings for its radio-equipped products, including a Bluetooth-enabled lock (MZRD1000) and multiple Zigbee/Z-Wave smart locks — confirming Master Lock demonstrably files grants when a product has a radio — and no filing exists under that grantee for the Model 5, satisfying the sibling-control test for a meaningful absence.

Specifications

Account requirednone
Works offlinefully
Forced firmware updatesno
Radiosnone
FCC IDno intentional-radiator grant found
Local controlnone
Phones homenone
Parts availablelimited
Availabilityin stock
Price band$15-25 (seen 2026-09-03)
Vendor risk 0 / 3

Where to buy

Open questions

Sources

Class A is primary (manual, FCC filing, teardown). Class B is corroborated community reporting. Class C is never sufficient alone.

History

Last verified 2026-09-03 — 3 days ago.